Earlier: VP Kamala On Warpath Against Reporters Who Don't Understand Her “Lived Experience“ As A Sorority Girl
The women of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. have always been unburdened by what has been. Unburdened by what society says we can or cannot be. Through our sisterhood, we know that there is no barrier we cannot break. It was an honor to join my Sorors at the 70th Boule. pic.twitter.com/dfTQ5IoFei
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) July 15, 2022
I’m sincere when I say that VP Kamala Harris appears to be just about the most loyal Greek ever. My repeated impression is that her sorority means more to her than anything else.
I’m guessing that while she was a teenager being raised by her STEM Ph.D. mother in Montreal, she noticed she wasn’t really cut out to be a Tamil Brahmin, especially not compared to her more academic little sister. So she went to black Howard U. in Washington D.C., and when she rushed, she realized who she really was always meant to be: an affluent black sorority girl.
That’s actually a rather happy story about somebody who finds the role in life to which she is best suited: sorority old girl. (It would be an even happier story if she weren’t the Vice President to a fading elderly President.)
Tyler Perry should make a black woman reboot of the movie Old School, in which 30-somethings Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, and Luke Wilson start their own fraternity: after the aged President dies, the Kamala character finds herself feeling unfulfilled and depressed being Chief Executive, so she invites her old sorority sisters to move in to the White House with her and recreate their old sorority. Hijinks ensue.
Sounds like something I've heard before🤔 https://t.co/RSXC0cQxWL pic.twitter.com/YA7xZafFWf
— ElsaKurt_Official (@elsakurtshow) July 16, 2022
In unrelated news, from Politico:
Kamala Harris’ chief speechwriter is departing
The turnover at the vice president’s office continues.
By ALEX THOMPSON
07/15/2022 03:15 PM EDT
Vice President Kamala Harris’ director of speechwriting, Meghan Groob, is leaving the office less than four months into the job, two people familiar with the matter told POLITICO.
Groob was hired in April after Harris’ first chief speechwriter, Kate Childs Graham, left at the end of February.
