May 8th this year Sanjay Stewartson of Lithonia (that's a suburb of Atlanta, Ga.) shot dead Peter Johnson in a dispute over marijuana. The shooting took place at 10:30 a.m. in the parking lot of a busy shopping plaza.

This was not the perfect murder. It may in fact qualify as the least perfect murder ever. Stewartson left his passport at the scene of the crime. He was arrested a few days later when he went to the police station to report the lost passport. A grand jury just indicted him for murder.

Moral of the story: If you're as dumb as that, probably best to just stay home. Don't go out. Added advantage: you won't need a passport.